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| Author: | laeZ1 [ Tue Dec 26, 2017 7:36 am ] |
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Why can't blind people go skydiving? It scares the crap outta the dog! |
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| Author: | Algorab [ Tue Jan 02, 2018 8:28 pm ] |
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laeZ1 wrote: Why can't blind people go skydiving? It scares the crap outta the dog! lol Guy goes to the Doctor because he's been feeling crummy, the Doctor comes in with a gloomy look on their face and says... Dr: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." The patient is obviously in shock, and trying to understand what is happening and replies with... Patient: "What do you mean, ten? Ten what? Months? Weeks?!" The Doctor stares at him with a solemn look on his face before blurting out... Dr: "Nine." |
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| Author: | Destrin [ Thu Jan 04, 2018 8:15 am ] |
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I got a communist joke, but it's only funny if everyone gets it. |
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| Author: | laeZ1 [ Thu Jan 04, 2018 8:43 am ] |
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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. My friend's Bakery burned down, now his business is Toast. Knock knock Quote: Who's there? Not Sally |
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| Author: | Sadal [ Fri Jan 05, 2018 11:03 pm ] |
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Q: What has a spine but, no bones? A: A book Q: Whose the biggest liar in school? A: The Lie-brarian. |
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| Author: | Dexity [ Sun Jan 07, 2018 7:31 pm ] |
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What's brown and sticky? |
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| Author: | laeZ1 [ Mon Jan 08, 2018 6:38 am ] |
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Dexity wrote: What's brown and sticky? What? |
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| Author: | Meissa [ Thu Jan 11, 2018 2:40 pm ] |
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A stick! |
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| Author: | Destrin [ Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:50 pm ] |
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Packing tape? |
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| Author: | Velstad [ Fri Jan 19, 2018 7:53 pm ] |
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What do you call a bard with animate dead scrolls? A NecroDancer. :3 |
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